Relation Ship-shape

Were I a better logician, I would define a relation Ship-shape (S), that takes two arguments of type man-man, man-woman, woman-man, woman-woman (power set of Genders G where the cardinality of the set is 2). These arguments wouldn't often argue; in fact, they ought to align, benign, make a b-line along a spline monotonically along the love axis (aka, the Axis: Bold as Love). Even if we allow local minima, there should be some hill-climbing, mountain-climbing, mountain-biking, back-packing solution to escape it, some escapade with a paddle, be it tabble-tennis, canoeing, or kayaking.

Though I keep yacking (SYN-ACK), reproaching imperfectness in a relationship, I am approaching the limit of my patience function, rapidly diverging from TruthLove, on the verge of emerging from the denominator, the product of the other side.

Indeed, I have yet to fully define/refine the sublime function S, where S(M,W) > S(M) + S(W), und so muss allein vielleicht sein. Traurige Träume, unz.

Perhaps I must turn to geometry to present a better solution. Gee Oh Me? Try?